"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.
girl: fuck me daddy
me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad
girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?
me: ask your mother
Any man can grab a women by her hair
throw her on the bed and rip her clothing off.
Sure he can tie her up, call her a “bitch” or a “slut”
and have rough sex with her. But that is not dominance…
that’s rough sex, maybe even violent sex. If she’s into it, it can
even be fun but that’s still not true dominance.
True dominance is the ability to whisper softly in her ear
then observe as she obediently removes her clothing.
Methodically..one piece at a time.
Watching as she kneels before you offering
her entire self to you. Willingly, without hesitation or reservation.
She will show you her most vulnerable self without
embarrassment or shame. You will know that nothing
makes her happier than making you happy
i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.